AISubs v3.7
Hello everyone! Recently, in the comments section of Tokai on Air's videos,
do you know that there are comments like this?
"Entertainers and amateurs are different after all." "I can see how entertainers are doing."
We know that, too!
Entertainers are really interesting!
This time, we thought we could learn a little bit of the entertainers' interestingness,
so we made a proposal today!
If we completely reproduced the entertainers' stories,
would it be interesting?
The two amateurs have been practicing hard!
Please take a look!
Hello!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
In 2017, I wanted to appear in a Yankee movie.
I have something I want to say.
After defeating all the amateurs,
it's been 100 years since you beat me.
You said it!
Thank you!
That's it!
That's not it!
No one can say it.
It's cool to say it over and over again.
So you do it by hand from now on.
By hand?
Find out who beat you up and report it to me, the boss.
Roger!
Mr. Inoue, I'm in trouble.
My school was beaten up by westerners.
Who is that?
Mr. Kupetsu...
It's not for a foreign school.
Make it in Japan.
Japan was beaten up.
It will be like a war.
It will be brutal.
You can say it in Toru.
Toru was beaten up.
Damn it! It's his birthday today!
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter that Toru said it's his birthday!
I'm sorry.
Where is it?
I'm going to do it in my house.
It's a birthday party!
What are you talking about?
Right?
I'm looking forward to it.
Right?
Tell me where you were beaten up.
It's a baby's parking lot.
It doesn't look like a baby's parking lot.
Make it a western school.
A baby's parking lot?
A baby's parking lot is...
It's...
I made a mistake.
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy.
Right?
Right.
I see.
Let's go to a western school!
Roger!
Call a taxi!
Call a taxi wherever you go!
Even a car won't go past you!
Even if it's dark!
Even if you cross a traffic light...
What the heck is going on?!
One, two, three, four... The pressure is too light!
I made a mistake! Wait a second... Do it again!
Do it again! Okay, do it again!
Crossing a traffic light!
One, two, three... I made a mistake!
Wait, what was it again?
Crossing a traffic light!
Working together!
Alright! I did it!
Alright you- oh you know what?
You know what? If I say you're riding a bike, you're riding a bike.
If I say you're riding a bike, you're riding a bike.
Oh I see, you're riding a bike.
Yeah, you're riding a bike and scaring me with your noise.
*click* *click* *click*
Is that a wink?!
Wink? Who's listening?!
Open the door and knock!
Oh you guys! You did a great job cleaning up my house!
Oh, is this the 3rd floor?
This is so embarrassing!
Who's wrong?!
Clean up the floor, you rascal!
You too, say something!
Say something over the internet!
Hey, say it properly!
It's been a hundred years since you won against me!
That's what you're gonna say!
I'm doing my best to say that now!
And I saw you lying in the distance!
Toru...
Toru!
Happy birthday!
You can't say it now! Think about the situation!
And now!
Now I saw you lying in the distance!
Come on, come closer!
Come closer!
What was it?
Come closer!
Come closer again!
Come closer until you remember!
Okay?
Toru!
Okay, Toru!
Hey!
Hey, say it properly!
I'm doing my best to say it now!
Think about the situation!
And now, Toru is being beaten up, so I'm gonna come at you!
And I'm gonna start beating up my men!
Ora ora ora!
Hey, say it properly!
Ora ora ora!
Hey, say it properly!
Ora ora ora!
Hey, say it properly!
You're so cool!
Don't do anything unfair!
Hey, fight me properly!
God, please give me strength!
Scary, scary, scary!
E-G-7...
Why do you call yourself E-G?!
You're old!
You're old and you're smoking, too!
So, what?!
You're not E-G!
Your future plans...
Your future plans are...
Hurry up and say it!
Ah! The octopus over there is about to wake up!
Hey, you!
Oh, that's right! I remembered!
The octopus around here is about to wake up!
Bring me a knife! A knife!
Hey, you!
What?!
Be prepared, you!
Yeah, I'll bring you a knife! Be prepared!
Hey, you! Cut it off and dig it up!
You're licking it with your teeth! That's a violent behavior!
Do it properly!
Damn it! I don't want to get caught by the police, so don't ever do it!
You're too much!
He doesn't want to stab you at all! Do it properly!
Up! Up!
What? Do you want me to cut you in half?
Happy birthday!
It was a birthday cake!
Are you kidding me?! This is a knife!
Hey, you guys! What are you doing?!
Hey, don't do it!
Cut the cake in half!
Can't you just pick it up gently?!
Are you kidding me?! Do it properly!
Up! Up!
Up!
Don't do it like Mario!
Do it properly!
Up! Up!
It's been a hundred years since I won.
That's right!
You're making me mad!
What do you mean "that's right"?
You're stabbing me with a knife!
This is a fatal injury!
This is no good! Do it properly!
Up! Up!
It's been a hundred years since I won.
You're stabbing me with a knife!
You're stabbing me in the important part!
It really hurts!
Up! Up!
It's been a hundred years since I won.
Do it properly!
It hurts!
Do it again!
Up! Up!
It's been a hundred years since I won.
A hundred years later!
Up! Up!
You can't do it like that!
Thank you very much!
Oh, that's how it is.
Well, it's not like it was really funny, but it's more like I did my best to remember it.
As a result, the entertainer who is making this himself is amazing, isn't he?
That's right.
It's said that entertainers are funny.
Well then, everyone, goodbye!
There's no fall or anything.